1. Do not go straight from bootcamp to Wal-mart at 7:45 AM to get chicken for dinner.
2. When there are police cars outside of Wal-mart, you should probably think twice about shopping right then.
. . . because when you come out?
There may be a news camera recording you.
All sweaty with frizzy hair.
At least it's not smellavision, right? (you're welcome)
And to those of you who are about to say, "This is why I don't shop at Wal-mart!". Read the article. He robbed a Target FIRST.
3. Move "get my concealed/carry permit" to the top of the to-do list.